Believe it or not, celebrities are just like us, they procreate and raise children. We’ve seen little baby bumps on some of the most famous people on earth and you can’t help but think to yourself, kid, you hit the jackpot.
Beyonce is set to have twins with Jay-Z and that’s great for them. So how did Bey announce her new pregnancy? By a casual Instagram photo that looked like something straight out of a really bad photo studio at K-Mart. You know the ones, with the really bad backgrounds and the astroturf.
Of course, the internet wasn’t going to let that go. The very funny Australian author and columnist Zoë Foster Blake also announced her pregnancy the very next day in a similar fashion.
For some, having children is a wondrous experience and no matter your background it’s life changing. But I’m more interested in what they are going to name their newborns. For whatever reason, extremely famous people can never just name their kids Mike, or Britney.
There is nothing wrong with the name Blue Ivy, but that sounds more like a plug-in fragrance to me. If a celebrity wants to name their child Dream, Fifi Trixibelle, or Sage Moonblood, that’s their prerogative but I’ll stick with Bryan with a y, thanks.
So, outside of Beyonce, what other uber-famous people are going to have a child this year? Well, unless you have done some serious demented investigative journalism, it’s probably pretty hard to predict. But thanks to gossip columnists who dedicate their lives to finding the truth, we have an idea who we might see packing a little bun in the oven in 2017.
Below are ten ladies who are prime for pregnancy along with the odds of it happening this calendar year. My money is on Miley Cyrus but never underestimate the power of a 19-year-old Kylie Jenner who can afford to make bad choices and has an outside chance of bringing life into this world. God help us.
It appears Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might be planning on parenthood. The “reputable” Daily Mail reported the couple has allegedly begun construction on a playground and nursery on their sprawling Malibu property. Whether that’s true or not, Cyrus has said in the past that she wants the whole deal of a wedding and a child. The pair has been engaged for quite some time, so I’m guessing Hannah Montana will be expecting in 2017.
When you have a busy tour schedule and are married to an NHL player, there is really no time to do anything together. Back in 2015, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher welcomed their little boy Isaiah to the world and Underwood mentioned she would like to have more children. Depending on how far the Nashville Predators go in the playoffs, the offseason seems like the perfect time to get ‘er done.
Prince William and Kate Middleton already have two royal children in George and Charlotte but apparently, the Prince and Princess are ready to add another jewel to their crown. A family friend told US Weekly that the couple plans on having a third kidlet by Christmas. There were even rumors late last year that Kate was already pregnant but those have since been shut down.
There were some pregnancy rumors last summer, but nothing substantiated. That doesn’t mean the 44-year-old actress and husband Benji Madden don’t have baby plans. In fact, Diaz has put her acting career on hold so that she has the time to give it the good old college try. I’m guessing the star of Bad Teacher gets the baby bump in 2017.
Back in April of 2015 Jessica Biel and husband Justin Timberlake welcomed their only son, Silas, into the world. They have stated they would love to have another child so that their kids could stay close in age. Two years later are we on baby watch? Timberlake has cut his schedule back in order to be home more, so we know what that means right? Either a baby or a divorce.
Kylie is only 19 years-old, but has stated that her “ovaries pulsate” every time she sees her niece, Dream Kardashian. And let’s not forget about her five other nieces and nephews. That’s a lot of pulsating. The reality star has also been playing “stepmom” to Tyga’s son King Cairo. Nothing will surprise me if Jenner decides to be a young mom. She’ll do anything to be in the spotlight, and when you have a life like that, a baby is more of an accessory, especially when you have servants who do all the work. The only thing that would be interesting about Jenner getting pregnant would be what she names it.
There was an Instagram photo, lots of rumors, a few F words and a middle finger concerning baby rumors. But as Adele takes a bit of a break from the music biz, will that also include time put aside for baby making? I think we’ll avoid asking that question for the time being.
Back in 2015, Jenna Dewan-Tatum told E! that she and her husband Channing Tatum had talked about having more children. Now that their daughter Everly is almost four-years-old, it might be time for the Tatums to welcome another one to their brood. Please let it be a boy and please name it Mike.
Sofia Vergara and husband Joe Manganiello have made it clear they are in no rush to have kids. Sofia already has children from a previous relationship but Joe does not. Although Manganiello has stated he would love to have children of his own one day, time could be running out. Will these two have their own version of a “Modern Family” in 2017?
It must be fun to be married to Chris Pratt. Both Anna Faris and Pratt are hilarious and I can imagine their house is full of laughs. They already have a son named Jack who was born back in 2012. Last year, on her podcast, Anna Faris is Unqualified, Faris talked about the idea of having more kids. She mentioned that they would love to have a big family but the problem is Anna hates being pregnant and is in a “high-risk pregnancy category” due to her son being born prematurely and the complications that came with that. That makes me think the Faris-Pratt’s may stay a family of three.
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