It’s finally come to this: college football’s national title game. The most important event in the world.* The whole banana. This Monday, perennial championship contender Alabama will square off with SEC rival Georgia at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. Nick Saban and the Tide will be looking for their fifth national title since 2009, while Kirby Smart is hoping to bring Georgia its first national championship since 1980 in his second season with the Bulldogs.
Since Baker Mayfield and his Sooners didn’t make it to the title game, we felt it necessary to set some odds for your enjoyment. You know, just in case power run-games and suffocating defense aren’t your idea of a good time. Hopefully they’re enough to hold Trump’s attention, otherwise we’re liable to see a tweet-storm from a disinterested POTUS on how Colin Kaepernick somehow ruined college football along with the NFL.
*Unless you’re a UCF fan.
Our odds give Georgia more credit than most sportsbooks, and it still might not be enough.
That goes up considerably if they win on Monday. A title buys you a lot of job security. Just ask Mike McCarthy.
Calling the Dawgs: 4/5
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer/Roll Tide (combined): 5/4
Alabama just elected a Democrat to the Senate for the first time in 25 years. The only way he’s cheering for Alabama is if, for some reason, he holds Auburn accountable for Doug Jones’ win.
At least once in the pre-game and then once per quarter, at minimum, right?
He averages about five per day, or at least he did during his first six months in office. This is either going to stay well under or fly past the over; it all depends on whether he finds anything about the game tweet-worthy.
Hey, speaking of things he might find “tweet-worthy.”
We all know Pence’s walk-out was staged, right? Even if players take a knee, there’s a better chance Trump storms the field than walks out. He’s, how do you say, impulsive.
Again, there’s a difference between people who would pay $2000 to get escorted out of the national championship game (hello!) and people who can pay. Also female streakers are exceedingly rare. The last person to streak a national title game was this unnamed hero, who was evidently promoting something called DaHouseMoney.com, a website that has (sadly) since gone down.
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