Whether you saw it on the Twitters, watched it on the news, or just heard the wails of despair emanating from the Bay area, you must know by now that NFL football is on its way to Vegas. And since you’ve already heard the news, I’m assuming Las Vegas has had adequate time to celebrate. Good, because you shouldn’t be celebrating.
This is not just any old gift you have been handed, Las Vegas. This is not a sweater you can ignore or wear at your leisure. You’ve been handed a burden. A responsibility. You’ve inherited 57 years of history, three Super Bowls, 14 Hall of Famers, and the reputation as one of the most passionate fan bases in the NFL.
It would be another thing if the Jaguars had moved to town; there would be no strings attached (other than that noose at quarterback they call Blake Bortles). But if you’re going to support the Raiders, you need to be prepared. You need to show respect for the history of the organization as well as passion for the bright future.
How can you demonstrate you’re ready for such a grand undertaking? There are a lot of ways. But the quickest and laziest one would be to take our quiz. So do that. See if you’re ready to live up to the title of “Raiders fan.”
A. Rhinoceros. (They’re big and horny.)
B. Cheetah. (So fast! Imagine a team full of them.)
C. Horse. (I mean, you can’t bet on these other animals.)
D. Snake. (You know why.)
B. They’re an important part of winning football games.
C. They’re not real athletes.
D. LOVE EM! I wish they could be the two most dominant positions on my team for a decade.
A. continually make poor decisions year after year, then blame others for your shortcomings?
B. tell yourself to “Just win, baby!”?
C. politely ask for help to overcome it?
D. kick that obstacle in the nuts without getting caught, then call said obstacle a crybaby for years afterwards?
B. As long as you’re supporting the home team.
C. Fine, at children’s birthday parties.
D. Couldn’t read the question. Some industrial strength rust inhibitor got in my eye.
A. Marcus Allen.
B. Fred Biletnikoff.
C. Mean Joe Greene.
D. Gene Upshaw.
A. A good game.
B. Making fun of Alex Smith and Andy Reid for four quarters.
C. Some K.C. style BBQ at the tailgate.
D. Throwing down.
A. His dad.
B. A winner.
C. George Clooney.
D. The Dutch Boy.
Give yourself: 1 point for every A, 2 points for every B, 0 points for every C, and 3 points for every D. Add up the total and see where you rank.
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